tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post5954581101652644248..comments2023-08-12T08:58:28.122+01:00Comments on neracruz: San Remo - Part 2Kev Cruzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17390058223948943978noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-64918672857627133352007-03-02T10:39:00.000+01:002007-03-02T10:39:00.000+01:00I like the Amish one ha ha ha!I like the Amish one ha ha ha!Kev Cruzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17390058223948943978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-55469275969451579312007-03-02T09:20:00.000+01:002007-03-02T09:20:00.000+01:00WARNING: THESE ARE RUDE.If you offend easily...ple...WARNING: THESE ARE RUDE.<BR/>If you offend easily...please leave!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?<BR/>A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.<BR/><BR/>Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?<BR/>A. Wiped his ass.<BR/><BR/>Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?<BR/>A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.<BR/><BR/>Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?<BR/>A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.<BR/><BR/>Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?<BR/>A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'<BR/><BR/><BR/>Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?<BR/>A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.<BR/><BR/>Q. What do you call a smart blonde?<BR/>A. A golden retriever.<BR/><BR/>Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?<BR/>A. A mechanic!<BR/><BR/>Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?<BR/>A. The one with the dirty knees.<BR/><BR/>Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?<BR/>A. A battery has a positive side.<BR/><BR/>Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?<BR/>A. The blonde, because she's 18.<BR/><BR/>Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?<BR/>A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.<BR/><BR/>Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex<BR/>A. "Honey, I'm home!"<BR/><BR/>Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?<BR/>A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.<BR/><BR/>Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?<BR/>A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went..<BR/><BR/>Q. How can you tell a macho women?<BR/>A. She rolls her own tampons.<BR/><BR/>Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?<BR/>A: Hair balls.<BR/><BR/>Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?<BR/>A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-1103853481609773332007-03-02T07:31:00.000+01:002007-03-02T07:31:00.000+01:00Last night I was forced into the bedroom while Rim...Last night I was forced into the bedroom while Rimbina...watched Sanremo! Sorry but I just couldn't bear to stay in the same room! These kind of shows depress me!Kev Cruzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17390058223948943978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-29606561813624865762007-03-01T15:52:00.000+01:002007-03-01T15:52:00.000+01:00I love you too my sweet heart...Katia (Rimbina)I love you too my sweet heart...<BR/>Katia (Rimbina)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-51011968377543192652007-03-01T15:10:00.001+01:002007-03-01T15:10:00.001+01:00Bravo Katia!Bravo Katia!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-86856301803968921752007-03-01T15:10:00.000+01:002007-03-01T15:10:00.000+01:00Thank heavens I was in the studio last night...jus...Thank heavens I was in the studio last night...just the thought of that crap being on my TV makes me sweat!<BR/>When I played there in 2000 I rember thinking only about getting paid and getting out of there! Although I did enjoy the Limo!Kev Cruzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17390058223948943978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1905744926334617503.post-23688997427615333222007-03-01T15:08:00.000+01:002007-03-01T15:08:00.000+01:00Lo so che hai soferto per scrivere questo post...Lo so che hai soferto per scrivere questo post...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com