Here we go chaps and chapesses! Part 2 of Sanremo!
Written by the lovely and incredibly sexy Rimbina!!
Yesterday evening I punctually sat in front of the box ready to once again nose-dive into festival hell! A true honour to say the least, but I must admit to not holding faith to my promise, which was to watch the whole festival from beginning to end. What with me not being a particular fan of the Italian music scene I fell prey to a bit of channel hoping!
I must admit that this year the scenery is very well done, with quite a spectacular light show. Another thing I enjoyed was this years “Valletta” (smiling half naked woman) that, with the exception of other years, is not limited to just looking pretty but actually takes part in the show!
But the truth be known, this years festival doesn’t seem any different than previous years…at least for now: The host still flirts with the “Valletta”, the presentation of guests, songs, adverts, comedians and lacking not least, Promotional messages delivered by the host himself! (Very uncommon in other countries)
But the one thing that leaves me rather perplexed is that today’s Sanremo is not spoken about quite as much as in years gone by! That is of course until last night’s “Blasphemy live on TV”. A backstage mic was left turned on and some spirited soul (they still don’t know who) “blasphemed” into the mic for all of Italy to hear! This in a land governed by the Pope really makes news; in fact if you do a search on youtube you’ll no longer find music…only swearwords! (You can’t even find the Sanremo 2000 video where our beloved Kev Cruz, found himself performing alongside Lena Marlin) So, once again, just as yesterday I ask…why is nobody mentioning the music?
___________
Ieri sera puntualmente mi sono sintonizzata sulla tv di stato per l’inizio della seconda puntata di questo Festival Italiano e, a onor del vero, devo ammettere che non sono riuscita a tener fede alla mia promessa: guardare tutto il festival… E’ più forte di me, non amo particolarmente la scena musicale italiana e così continuavo a saltare da un canale all’altro pur di non ascoltarle. In compenso la mia curiosità si è soffermato su ben altro.
Devo ammettere che quest’anno la scenografia è ben curata con un disegno luci degno di nota. Mi è anche piaciuta la scelta della “valletta” che, a differenza delle altre degli anni scorsi, non si limita a far presenza sul palco ma interagisce con gran spirito ironico. Sinceramente anche quest’anno il festival non mi è sembrato diverso da quello delle edizioni passate… almeno al momento… stessa formula: conduttore che interagisce con la compagna, presentazione del cantante, canzone, saluti con i soliti break per i comici, gli ospiti stranieri ed, ovviamente, i “messaggi promozionali” immancabili…
Ma la cosa che mi lascia realmente perplessa è che, ancora oggi, non si parla molto di SAN REMO come negli anni passati… faccio addirittura fatica a trovare sul web degli articoli che negli anni passati erano in primo piano scritti a caratteri cubitali… Tranne uno: la bestemmia in diretta. In questo stato governato dal Papa il gran scalpore è dato da una bestemmia detta da non si sa chi (o almeno è quello che ci vogliono far credere)… Se si ricerca su YouTube “SanRemo” ci si trova con un elenco non indifferente su questa famigerata bestemmia (e non si trova più il video de Lene Marlin quando, nel lontano 2000, si è trovata a cantare su questo stesso palco con un chitarrista d’eccezione: il nostro Kev Cruz)… A questo punto la domanda è identica a quella di ieri: Ma perché non si parla di musica?
Iscriviti a:
Commenti sul post (Atom)
7 commenti:
Lo so che hai soferto per scrivere questo post...
Thank heavens I was in the studio last night...just the thought of that crap being on my TV makes me sweat!
When I played there in 2000 I rember thinking only about getting paid and getting out of there! Although I did enjoy the Limo!
Bravo Katia!
I love you too my sweet heart...
Katia (Rimbina)
Last night I was forced into the bedroom while Rimbina...watched Sanremo! Sorry but I just couldn't bear to stay in the same room! These kind of shows depress me!
WARNING: THESE ARE RUDE.
If you offend easily...please leave!
Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic!
Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
A. The one with the dirty knees.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.
Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went..
Q. How can you tell a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
A: Hair balls.
Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.
I like the Amish one ha ha ha!
Posta un commento