martedì 20 febbraio 2007

Free Beer


Morning fellas, fellaresses!
After what can only be described as having had a really bad Monday, I'm gonna try and start off today on a more positive note by introducing another of our friends that are lurking on the right hand side of this page...If you check out the 'friends' section you'll see, "90Percent". This is a Skydiving Mag run by a mate of mine known as Emanuele, or as I like to call him, 'The Roman' The Mag is distributed free at all Italian Dropzones and is a non-profit insight into the world of International Skydiving...The articles are in both Italian and English (thanks to my translating skills and much free beer).
Check it out, get in the mood, get in touch and come jump with us!
Wow...I haven't mentioned any shaved, aspirin addicted pop sluts today: I must be feeling better!
Keep on voting!
Kev
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Buon giorno amici ed amiche!
Dopo quello che potrebbe essere descritto come 'un Lunedì di merda' proverò oggi ad iniziare la giornata con un pò più di positività.

Voglio farvi conocere meglio uno dei nostri amici che si nasconde sul lato destro di questa pagina... nei 'Friends' troverere "90Percent". E' una rivista prodotta da un amico che è conociuto come Emanuele o, per me, 'Il Romano'. Questa è una rivista incentrata sulla scena dello Skydiving Internazionale... gli articoli sono in Italiano/Inglese (grazie alla mia capacità incredibile di bere tante birre gratis mentre traduco).
Dategli un'occhiata, mettetevi in contatto e venite a lanciarvi con noi!
Wow...oggi non ho ancora parlato di chiunque sia rasato, asparinadipendente pop stars: questo vuol dire che mi sento già meglio!
Continuate a votare!
Kev

12 commenti:

Stoke! ha detto...

Yo Fella,
Is that your new canopy in the second foto?

Kev Cruz ha detto...

Ciao stoke!
Sure is..yellow, girly pink and Blue...fly's like a dream!
Sorry bout the photo...it's a bit dark!

Anonimo ha detto...

Voglio provarlo!

Anonimo ha detto...

It's ammazing Britney's hair matches her Brain...non existent!
Just Kiddind..Britney, we love you!

Anonimo ha detto...

Ciao Kev,
Is that you landing?
xSteve

Kev Cruz ha detto...

Hi Steve,
Yep!

Winston Churchill ha detto...

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

Kev Cruz ha detto...

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"

The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."

Anonimo ha detto...

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

Anonimo ha detto...

Two lesbian vampires. One says to the other, See you next month.

Kev Cruz ha detto...

2 fish in a tank, one says " can you drive this thing?"

Anonimo ha detto...

A guy goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I dunno what's wrong but in the morning I feel like singing Why, Why, Why Delila, and in the evening I feel like singing The Green Green Grass of Home... Can you help?".

"Hmm... sounds like you have Tom Jones Syndrome.".

"Blimey! Is that common?".

"It's not unusual."