giovedì 22 marzo 2007

Jagshemash, I like you! Do you like me?

Yessssssssss! I've finally got hold of 'Borat'. I've been a fan of Ali G for years and have been waiting with anticipation to get hold of a copy of the new Borat film! What can I say...brilliant, funny, genius! Although I strongly advise that those with a tumour in their humour stay well away! Apparently a lot of people were offended by this film...well they could always stay at home, no?
By the way, Borat would like to say something!
"Jagshemash. You cum yes to see concert of Four Skins tommorow in Inkabu cafe, they have very sexy time guest..Neracruz. If you do not come, I will crush you!!! High five"
Siiiiiiii! Finalmente ho trovato una copia del film “Borat„. Sono stato un vero fan di Ali G da anni e stavo aspettando con trepidazione una copia! Che cosa posso dire… brillante, divertente, geniale! Anche se mi raccomando fortemente con le persone senza senso d'umorismo di starne ben lontani! Tante persone, apparentemente, sono state offese da questa pellicola... potranno sempre stare a casa, no?
A proposito, Borat vorrebbe dire qualcosa!
“Jagshemash. Voi venite si per vedere un concerto dei Four Skins di domani in caffè di Inkabo, hanno ospite da tempo molto sexy. Neracruz. Se non venite, vi schiaccerò!!! Batti cinque„

12 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character

America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.

In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.

American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.

Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?

Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!

My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.

Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.

In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.

Kev Cruz ha detto...

hahahah...I think I'm gonna spend most of the day laughing!

Anonimo ha detto...

Ho vistio ilfilm In Italiano...addesso voglio vederlo in Inglese! Cmq...molto bello!

Stoke ha detto...


Kev Cruz ha detto...

Anonimo ha detto...
Oh started it!

Anonimo ha detto...


Kev Cruz ha detto...

I've been smiling all day!

ychel ha detto...

hey! io non posso venire :P ho da fare. magari la prossima volta. grazie!

ciao..stammi bene.boun weekend e divertiti!

tina ha detto...

people will go because borat says so!

anyway "Araw ng Dabaw" is a festival here.

Araw - Day

ng - of

Dabaw - Davao

more like "Davao's Day!" :)

Kev Cruz ha detto...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy,it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Teorias ha detto...

Ciao Kev!
I like! It's Nice!

You know, I made Borat's smilies. You can take them from the cbox of the Cortar na Casaca's blog (click in the nickname).