giovedì 1 marzo 2007

San Remo - Part 2

Here we go chaps and chapesses! Part 2 of Sanremo!
Written by the lovely and incredibly sexy Rimbina!!

Yesterday evening I punctually sat in front of the box ready to once again nose-dive into festival hell! A true honour to say the least, but I must admit to not holding faith to my promise, which was to watch the whole festival from beginning to end. What with me not being a particular fan of the Italian music scene I fell prey to a bit of channel hoping!
I must admit that this year the scenery is very well done, with quite a spectacular light show. Another thing I enjoyed was this years “Valletta” (smiling half naked woman) that, with the exception of other years, is not limited to just looking pretty but actually takes part in the show!
But the truth be known, this years festival doesn’t seem any different than previous years…at least for now: The host still flirts with the “Valletta”, the presentation of guests, songs, adverts, comedians and lacking not least, Promotional messages delivered by the host himself! (Very uncommon in other countries)
But the one thing that leaves me rather perplexed is that today’s Sanremo is not spoken about quite as much as in years gone by! That is of course until last night’s “Blasphemy live on TV”. A backstage mic was left turned on and some spirited soul (they still don’t know who) “blasphemed” into the mic for all of Italy to hear! This in a land governed by the Pope really makes news; in fact if you do a search on youtube you’ll no longer find music…only swearwords! (You can’t even find the Sanremo 2000 video where our beloved Kev Cruz, found himself performing alongside Lena Marlin) So, once again, just as yesterday I ask…why is nobody mentioning the music?
Ieri sera puntualmente mi sono sintonizzata sulla tv di stato per l’inizio della seconda puntata di questo Festival Italiano e, a onor del vero, devo ammettere che non sono riuscita a tener fede alla mia promessa: guardare tutto il festival… E’ più forte di me, non amo particolarmente la scena musicale italiana e così continuavo a saltare da un canale all’altro pur di non ascoltarle. In compenso la mia curiosità si è soffermato su ben altro.
Devo ammettere che quest’anno la scenografia è ben curata con un disegno luci degno di nota. Mi è anche piaciuta la scelta della “valletta” che, a differenza delle altre degli anni scorsi, non si limita a far presenza sul palco ma interagisce con gran spirito ironico. Sinceramente anche quest’anno il festival non mi è sembrato diverso da quello delle edizioni passate… almeno al momento… stessa formula: conduttore che interagisce con la compagna, presentazione del cantante, canzone, saluti con i soliti break per i comici, gli ospiti stranieri ed, ovviamente, i “messaggi promozionali” immancabili…
Ma la cosa che mi lascia realmente perplessa è che, ancora oggi, non si parla molto di SAN REMO come negli anni passati… faccio addirittura fatica a trovare sul web degli articoli che negli anni passati erano in primo piano scritti a caratteri cubitali… Tranne uno: la bestemmia in diretta. In questo stato governato dal Papa il gran scalpore è dato da una bestemmia detta da non si sa chi (o almeno è quello che ci vogliono far credere)… Se si ricerca su YouTube “SanRemo” ci si trova con un elenco non indifferente su questa famigerata bestemmia (e non si trova più il video de Lene Marlin quando, nel lontano 2000, si è trovata a cantare su questo stesso palco con un chitarrista d’eccezione: il nostro Kev Cruz)… A questo punto la domanda è identica a quella di ieri: Ma perché non si parla di musica?

7 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

Lo so che hai soferto per scrivere questo post...

Kev Cruz ha detto...

Thank heavens I was in the studio last night...just the thought of that crap being on my TV makes me sweat!
When I played there in 2000 I rember thinking only about getting paid and getting out of there! Although I did enjoy the Limo!

Anonimo ha detto...

Bravo Katia!

Anonimo ha detto...

I love you too my sweet heart...
Katia (Rimbina)

Kev Cruz ha detto...

Last night I was forced into the bedroom while Rimbina...watched Sanremo! Sorry but I just couldn't bear to stay in the same room! These kind of shows depress me!

Anonimo ha detto...

If you offend easily...please leave!

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Kev Cruz ha detto...

I like the Amish one ha ha ha!